SETH BLIZZARD

samael:

dragondicks:

does anyone else remember that really weird Disney movie that never gets talked about because it was trying to be a knock off of Madagascar and the story was really strange & didnt make much sense

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sometimes I feel like I dreamed up this movie. its like if the…

No kidding, the movie was really terrible, with Uncanny Valley ahoy (apart from the excellent opening sequence). It’s especially bad when you take into consideration the original poster:

This makes the movie look like an adventure where African animals go to New York and are stalked by a giant alligator. Whereas the actual movie has them leaving New York to go to some nondescript island and this alligator and his buddy appear for about a minute of the film, and have no effect on the plot. God, this movie sucks.

"We’re On Our Way to Rio". It’s quite disconcerting, because at the beginning, Popeye and Bluto are best friends, on their way to Rio to see the dames. Then they both fall for the same girl, but she only has eyes for Popeye. Even so, Bluto really doesn’t do anything that horrible to pry them apart, while Popeye pretty much just punches him one when he finds Bluto out. A tragic story, really.

silverzeo:

reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

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And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

Must find the picture of him enjoying he empty honey pot and popped balloon with all his heart…

thegameisalife:

Perros jugones.

Gamer dogs.

By Lily’s Factory.

ultimatefangirl125:

I want to know the story behind this picture. LIKE WHY DOES BASIL JUST HAVE A PICTURE OF HIS ARCHENEMY MAKING A SEXY FACE?

I also have the headcanon that Basil and Ratigan were once lovers, and Ratigan even wanted Basil to join him in his schemes, two brilliant minds united. Basil had too much of a conscience to do that and broke up with Ratigan, but still loves him (but would never admit it) and keeps this picture to remember him by. Ratigan didn’t take it well and ever since, the two have been arch-enemies.

ultimatefangirl125:

I want to know the story behind this picture.
LIKE WHY DOES BASIL JUST HAVE A PICTURE OF HIS ARCHENEMY MAKING A SEXY FACE?

I also have the headcanon that Basil and Ratigan were once lovers, and Ratigan even wanted Basil to join him in his schemes, two brilliant minds united. Basil had too much of a conscience to do that and broke up with Ratigan, but still loves him (but would never admit it) and keeps this picture to remember him by. Ratigan didn’t take it well and ever since, the two have been arch-enemies.

In 1954, we awakened something… we call him “Gojira”. 

feferiden:

ruinedchildhood:

Straight Edge Ninja Turtles

If it wasn’t for ingesting dodgy chemicals, those heroes in a hypocrite shell would be teenage average shitass turtles.

It wouldn’t be a PSA without some asshole defending drugs and claiming that everything good and creative must be as a result of them.

Easy should be Easy

Why, in fighting games, does “Easy” mean “I’m a master, so bring it”? :(

supershowsupershots:

So in this cartoon, King Koopa doesn’t want to capture Peach to marry her.
HE WANTS TO FUCKING KILL HER!


This scene demonstrates one of the reasons why Koopa’s such an awesome villain. He wants the Princess’ kingdom, and to get it, he’s not above straight up attempting to kill her.